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Before I get into telling the story, I shall tell you who the people cosplaying the characters are. Because I feel like telling it like a really bad fanfic. :D

General Klaud Nine: Daryl

General Cross Marion: Ted

The Ever So Awesome Branch Head Bak Chan: Me

Tyki: Dawn

Lavi: Megan

Tsunade: Melody

Sailor Mac (Well…Bonnie wasn’t cosplaying that is)

Rock Lee (If he was at the time…I believe he was. He wasn’t there, but will be mentioned due to phone call): JF

Miranda: Erin (Also wasn’t there, but will be mentioned due to phone call)

Generals Sokaro, Yeegar and Tiedoll had exited the restaurant before hand maybe? I can’t really remember if they were there when it stared. XD;

Well…cast sounds bad enough, No? XD;

And now, here we go!
 

Saturday of Otakon, within a restaurant…General Klaud Nine was aiming to get drunk, just didn’t suspect that she’d be inebriated so quickly! She thought she’d last at least two drinks. Bak was pretty positive that she would be out by a drink and half, and she thoroughly disagreed with that. She ordered her first drink, a Cosmo. By the end of that first drink, she was ALREADY fumbling about. The group passed looks to each other, and General Cross asked Klaud if she was okay. The response given was a completely and utterly exaggerated “I’M FIII~NE” with really unnecessary hand movements. The group passed looks to each other again before they all laughed and Bak loudly telling Klaud “NO. You’re NOT.” Klaud, of course, thought different. Bak then remembered he had an iPod in his bag! So him and Lavi mumbled ideas to each other. When Bak allowed Lavi to hear a song that he had in mind, Lavi thought Bak’s idea was simply brilliant! So they called the attention of the already drunk Klaud and told her they had tribute to her. And they began to sing “Shut Up And Sleep With Me.”. INSTEAD of a response to their efforts, Klaud simply…sung along. Without being able to hear the song. After that song finished, Lavi had a tribute for Cross. Lavi began to break out into “Father of Mine” and…YOU GUESSED IT! KLAUD JOINED IN! COMPLETELY ON THE WRONG VERSE, SKIPPED AHEAD TO THE RIGHT ONE, AND HAD THE TIMING CORRECT! (Seriously, what the hell? Klaud is surely a talented drunk…) After that, she asked for a Vodka Sunrize, and suddenly felt like becoming an artist! She wanted to write about a Pirate specifically buttfucking Cross. Yeah. Exactly that. It seemed Captain Morgan wasn’t pirate enough, and of course you simply can’t use Captain Jack Sparrow….SO KLAUD DECIDED TO USE CAPTIN…ER…CAPTAEIN JACK SWALLOWS! YES. SPELLED LIKE THAT. Why was it spelled like that? Because Bak and Cross pointed out the original spelling error of “Captin” and Klaud decided that it needed that “ae” thing. Why? Who the hell knows. ANYWAY. After many spelling errors later, drew a picture of this Captaein Jack Swallows buttfucking Cross…at least the stick figures anyway… and moments later, receives her Vodka Sunrize. Klaud then starts downing it, only stop and stare curiously at the cup. Then asks aloud: “Why isn’t the red going away? It’s at the bottom, so isn’t it supposed to go first?” (or something along those lines) and then starts stirring the drink rapidly, mixing up the red and orange. Of course, there was also cherry stem knotting, which Tyki was really good at. Klaud failed many times, and even attempted cheating. She was easily caught. After she finished her drink, and sipped some of other drinks, Bak declared he was capping her drinks (3 is the max Klaud can have) and Klaud then asked “OH MY GOD, YOU’RE THE CAPTAIN?!” and Bak was confused and asked “What?…” and then Klaud followed up with the answer “So YOU’RE the Captain who’s been Buttfucking Cross!!” Bak, of course, had a mortified expression and yelled “NO!” and Klaud declared that it was logical, that it should work. With a quirked brow, Bak asked for an explanation, and Cross wanted to hear it as well. So mid way into the explanation, Bak got lost (It made no sense to me, lol). After that, Klaud wanted to get another drink and Cross and Bak absolutely refused to let her, especially after she tried writing out the drinks she already had…spelled Vodka wrong at least 3 times. So she then had a brilliant idea to call Miranda! After Klaud welcomed Miranda back to America, Cross took the phone away from her explained that Klaud wasn’t really in the right state of being… Cross gave Klaud the phone back, and Klaud began to whine because her Reever phone charm had broken. She tried fixing it by hitting the chain together, which obviously wouldn’t work. Bak took the phone away and Klaud continued whining about it to Cross and Bak fixed the phone charm. Bak gave the phone back and a few moments later, the phone rang…It was Rock Lee! I believe Lee was asking for the directions to where we where, but Klaud just continued to say hi, so Bak snatched the phone and was asked their location. He had no idea what the name of the place was so he tried to see places close by (while Klaud was drawing a penis on his hand….Woe is him.) after Cross stopped her, she started to draw on paper (you know…the usual penis drawings…and a shark penis. Which she scratched out after Cross and Bak simply stated that something like that would HURT.) and really soon, her paper ran out. So Bak let her draw on his belly. Yes, Bak was still trying to give directions at the time. When she finished drawing, she started talking REALLY loud and Bak couldn’t hear Lee, so he declared loudly that it was hard to hear because of the noise, in hopes that the noise would stop….Klaud AND Tyki started to yell “NOISE NOISE NOISE NOSIE!!!” and Bak heavily sighed and turned around and told them to stop…only for Tyki to de pants poor Bak and for Klaud to yell “I SEE UNDERWEAR!” loudly. Bak quickly fumbled to pull up and close his pants before anyone outside noticed (yeah, he was standing at a window. Haha. ) After Bak hung up Klaud wanted to write a fanfic (Also, Bak kept her phone. She was no longer trusted with it.) and so Tsunade, Lavi and Sailor Mac voted on porn, and Klaud saw Lavi sitting on Tsunade's lap..so she made it a Lavi/Tsunade fanfic *note: Look at bottom of this post to read it*...It was so bad...that everyone just had to laugh at it. (Really, it was brilliant stuff.) So soon, it was time to leave, after Bak and Lee completely gave up on the directions. Klaud decided that she’d do the math for how much she’d pay (although it wasn’t necessary at all.) and she actually got it right! So Cross told her “Hey, maybe that was the problem. Maybe you should get drunk before you take your math tests.” (Or something very lulzy and along those lines.) So Tyki, Bak and Klaud all stepped out of the restaurant before anyone else. Tyki declared that Klaud should go with him for a moment, to pick something up. Bak told Tyki she shouldn’t, because at the moment, Cross and himself had her under close surveillance. While Tyki and Bak were talking, Klaud noticed Cross was missing and wanted to go into the restaurant to beat him up. Bak quickly restrained her. Then OUT OF NOWHERE, she decided she wanted to go frolicking near this fountain. Bak said absolutely not, so she tried to run to it anyway, Bak stopping her with this tactic (At some other event, while Bak was Lenalee and Klaud was Lavi, Lavi, while drunk, was SOOOOO smart, and told Lenalee of his weak spots. AHAHAHA.) and Klaud was automatically still. Cross came and they started walking towards the con center, Cross and Bak having a tight hold on Klaud, and when ever she tried to frolic away, Bak using that tactic. Worked every time. So they made it to the con center, and when they got inside…they were kicked out. So outside, they tried to keep Klaud still, while she attacked Cross, tried to skip in a straight line, and very much objected to the pairing Bak/Klaud. And from there on, came the sobering up, and that…I don’t need to get into. THE END!!!1!111!!!!!!11!1!!

One of the scanned pictures is in the other computer, but here's these:

VIDEO! (Horrid on purpose, kaays?)